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"So Random"a dynamic short fiction created for you just now: Oh my God, I can't believe the kind of bullshit that I have to go through every God damned day. I'm on my feet all day long, taking care of people's disgusting shit and piss and nastiness and all that nasty shit. And then I have to take the goddamned bus. I can't believe this shit. At least it's the good busdriver. Most of these idiots run so late you wouldn't believe it. You just want to scream at the top of your lungs, it's such bullshit. We're rolling down Kenmore Westbound and I notice this guy on the bus, with a Sabres sweatshirt on, and he's kind of yelling towards this girl who might be, what, 15 or something? She's one of them kids with the white headphones and her pants aren't tall enough. I don't try to be judging and all, but you just notice things. Like this guy is harrassing this girl and she's pretending not to hear him. She can hear him. I know if I called her stop, even without them new signs, she'd hear me. I get on the intercom and tell Sabres that he's got to settle down. "Settle down there," I say, "Settle down and leave that gal alone. She don't need no bother."
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