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"So Random"a dynamic short fiction created for you just now: Oh my God, I can't believe the kind of bullshit that I have to go through every God damned day. I'm on my feet all day long, taking care of people's disgusting shit and piss and nastiness and all that nasty shit. And then I have to take the goddamned bus. I can't believe this shit. So I pick up Nurse Lady one day and everything is normal, right. Chuckie's in the co-pilot seat and there's some kids on the back going to school, but mostly the bus is kind of empty and pretty quiet. Nurse Lady gets on at the corner of Kenmore and Colvin, and I guess in hindsight I might have seen something coming because the box wouldn't take her bill. I just waived her on and said she could catch up with me next time. She was one of my favorites. I love how when I have my headphones on, it's like I'm in another world. Like nobody knows I'm listening to them, like it's all just me and my music, but I can see them and they can't see me. Like they think I can't hear them, but I can, if I want, and then I'm like way in charge. This guy will not shut up. What the hell? Go away, mister. No, I will not give you a quarter. I do not have a quarter for you. Now I'm really getting pissed, dude, so just like go away and leave me alone. Can't anyone else see this shit going on? What the hell? Jeezus.
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